VERBAGE/SLANG - Taken form Genre Mag.
1. Alcoholiday - A drinking spree - whee!
2. Bod Comic - Porno mag.
3. Doodads - genitalia - oh my:)
4. Fagazine - what these quote's were taken from, silly.
5. Human Pretzel - two bodies engaged in sexual activity - "OMG! I just walked in on Justin & Brian doing the human pretzel. lol get the drift?
6. Ignorant oil - booze.
7. Juice - connections baby - "my friend is a bartender at the "silverado & another friend works at Scandals, so I've got juice all over!
8. Kokomo Joe - cokehead.
9. Lollipop Stop - A rest stop where Homosexual activity is known to take place. If anyone knows where these are located let me know. lol
10. M&M's - an encounter involving mutual masturbation only. "it was our first date,so we only had some M&M's." Also slang for "nipples." And he had both M&M's pierced."
11. Nog - oral sex, a variation of head, shortened from noggin. "Well I had some nog, but it sure as hell wasn't christmas!"
12. Puppydogging - Desperately or unimaginitively following your significant other around. "I broke up with Ted because he was so damn needy, always puppydogging."
13. Quiet side - A secret.
14. Rancid flavor - Supplants - "troll"
15. Smasher - A hottie!
16. Wrist aerobics - masturbation.
17. Yoda - man of a certain age.
18. Mad Trash - "yeah I heard so & so was talking really mad trash about you."
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The gene pool perfected!!!!
Read here for the 25 signs you are too drunk!
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep form falling off the earth.
3. Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in our alcohol system!
5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. You sincerely believe alchohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8. 24 hours in a day - 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
9. Two hands, & just one mouth - Now THATS a drinking problem!
10. You can focus better with one eye closed.
11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
12. You fall off the floor...
13. Your twins are named Barley & Hops.
14. Hey! 5/beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
15. Mosquitos catch a buzz after attacking you.
16. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is..uh..
17. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
18. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.. hmmmm
19. The whole bar yells out "hi" when you come in.
20. You think the four basic food groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, & Men or women.
21. Every nite you are beginning to find your roomates cat more & more attractive.
22. You don't recognize your partner unless it's through a bottom of a beer glass.
23. The damn pink elephant followed you home again!
24. Senators Kennedy & Packwood shake their heads when they see you walk past.
25. You claim to be as sober as a judge.
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Hot reason's we love men!!!!
1. The way they look when they step out of the shower dripping wet with the towel dangling around their sexy hips.
2. That bad boy sexy glint they get when they have decided they are going to ravish you later that nite. yummm
3. Boxer Breifs. Hullo!!!
4. Their incensored talk about how good you are in bed - during the movies, parties, events, etc.,
5. Bed Head - you figure what I mean. lol
6. That rush you get when you open your eyes and share a drunk-on-love gaze while you're kissing.
7. When they accidentally leave the button of their Levi's open. Bonus if they are button-fly.
8. The way their shoulders turn into pillows when you slow dance.
9. The thigh tingling times they use their teeth to take your underwear off. OMG!!
10. The incredible feeling when they kiss the back of your neck.
11. The cool softness of their clean shaven faces - two day stubble is okay too.
12. That rush when they sneak up behind you and throw their arms around you in a Me Tarzan, You Jane clutch.
13. The way they say your name out loud when making love as if it is the only word in the dictionary.
14. Their irrational instinct to get jealous when a waiter - bartender - or Gap employee flirts with you.
15. How sometimes - hallelujah - they are all action and not talk.
16. Treasure/pleasure trails.
17. Their deep husky voices in the A.M.
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Reason's alcohol should be served at work.
1. It's and incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off cause you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages car pooling.
9. Increase in job satisfaction because if you have a bad job - you don't care!
10. It eliminates vacations cause people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are smashed.
13. Suddenly burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
14. Employees work later hours cause there's no longer a need relax at a bar after hours.
15. Everyone agrees that the work is better after everyone has knocked back a few.
16. It eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch breaks.
17. It increases the chance to see your boss naked.
18. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
19. Babbling & mumbling incoherently will be common lanuage.
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